iTunes Oracle

I've seen this on a couple of blogs lately and thought it would be a fun thing to do on a lazy Sunday morning.

Instructions:
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.

How does the world see you?
Saxophone, why do you weep? - Brave Combo
The world sees me as a saxophone? A weeping saxophone? Well, it could be worse, it could have been the Beer Barrel Polka.

Will I have a happy life?
Too Much of Nothing - The Mamas and the Papas
Dude. That's harsh.

What do my friends really think of me?
Cour D'Amours - Stetit Puella (A girl stood) - from Carl Orff's Carmina Burana
A girl stood. So my friends think I am a girl who stands, or at least was standing at some point in time. That's fair enough.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Fishnet Stockings - The Stray Cats
Tee hee. I'll take that as a yes. Sweet.

How can I make myself happy?
Please Come Home for Christmas - Fiona Apple
I haven't been home for Christmas in years, I was thinking its time to do that again. Good call iTunes.

What should I do with my life?
Abbeylude(Interlude) - Les Nubians
Um..I don't get it.

Will I ever have children?
Blame it on Me - Barenaked Ladies
I think I'm taking that one as a yes as well.

What is some good advice for me?
Mother Nature's Son - The Beatles
Is this a hint that I should be outside enjoying the world rather than stay cooped up inside with my computer? Probably.

How will I be remembered?
Any Colour You Like - Pink Floyd
Hmm...Red. Or Orange. Or maybe an Orangey-Red. The colors of the sunset over the sea.

What is my signature dancing song?
Angel - Eurythmics
iTunes, I think you've seen me dancing enough to know that an angel is not likely the first image that comes to mind, but you're sweet, really.

What do I think my current theme song is?
Old Brown Shoe - The Beatles
I think I need a new theme song.

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
White Ladder - David Gray

What song will play at my funeral?
I Hung My Head - Sting
Aw.

What type of men/women do you like?
Men: Put Me in the Trash - Mick Jagger
Well, my track record has been peppered with crappy boyfriends, and I do like the occasional spanking and dirty talk (but sadly have found few who can do it right), so it's fitting.
Women: I Burn - The Toadies
Well, I do like my friends to be passionate. And pyromaniacs.

What is my day going to be like?
Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley
Sweet. I will go outside and enjoy the day then!