a dildo dilemma (AKA why my parents don't get to read this blog)

I hosted a Passion Party a few weeks back and somewhere in the shipment processing an error was made and now I have 2 extra vibrators.

Now, normally I would assert that there is no such thing as an "extra" vibrator. One really can never have too many vibrators. They are a great addition to solo AND partner sex, so having a variety to choose from can only be a good thing!

Speaking of good things, I must say that when you are in the market for your next toy, get something with variable pulsation patterns. Trust me.

But I digress. The vibes are "extra" because I don't want them. They are jelly vibes, and I prefer silicone or hard plastic.

When I told one of my friends that I was thinking of sending one to her, she told me that I was the only person she knew that would feel comfortable sending her a vibrator. "Really?" I said, and was surprised. "Wait a second," I said, "is it weird that you are not the first person who has told me that?" Apparently not everyone is comfortable gabbing about sex toys, who knew?

Now, I don't want to give the impression that I routinely go around handing out dildos to all my friends. I'm not THAT insensitive. I give gift certificates for dildos (or whatever else they may want to get from goodvibes.com). It is not my place to pick out sex toys for others, everyone has their own tastes.

So now I am trying to decide who would appreciate the toys the most...hmm...