Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Tiki Party!!! (Best Vacation Ever, Day 4)

To celebrate sanestperson's triumphant return to the DFW metroplex as well as my triumphant return to the United States of America, she threw a tiki party on day 4 of my Best Vacation Ever!

Tiki toucan

The inspiration for the party, of course, was the fantabulous podcast TikiBarTV. We had torches, mugs, lei's tiki music, and quite alot of alcohol. Sadly, neither sanestperson nor I are made of money so we were not equipped to make all of the cocktail recipies from the podcast, but we selected 3 tasty temptations:

Trader Woody's drink
The Boomerang (sans lychee juice, but still tasty!)
Ouzo Gamma

All amazing drinks which led to a couple of memorable conversations:

Me: You're an attractive man, and I'm sure you're great in bed, and I know I had that crush on you years ago, but I just don't feel that way about you anymore. I don't really want to see your penis.
TGP: I know, that was a long time ago. And I want you to know, you're more than just a pair of nipples to me.
Me: Aw, thanks man.
*we hug*

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Oldflame: Your friend's girlfriend has an amazing ass, I think that's her best feature.
Me: She does have a great ass, that is true. What do you think is my best feature?
Oldflame: That would be your very dry wit.
Me: Oh. that makes me feel sexy.
Oldflame: *laughing* Don't you know that the brain is the sexiest organ?
Me: *starting to laugh* You couldn't even say that with a straight face.
Oldflame: *more laughing*

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Oldflame hung around a bit after the party for some good old-fashioned makin' out, so I guess having spectacular set of dry wit ain't so bad in the end.

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Opa!

1 comment:

amandamonkey said...

YAYmakingOut!!!!